dick faced cockmaster

1) one who implies that the reciever of such a statement is in fact a homosexual who isnt very nice

Shut the fuck up you dick faced cockmaster

by sheezy boy February 14, 2003

Q-Faced

Being so utterly drunk that the pavement that you smack your head when you fall off of a bike does not hurt you; and or not being able to stand up for more than one second. Derived from CQ,the famous guitarist.

Man that kid was fucking Q-Faced last night, he didnt feel a thing when he fell off that bike.

by Conor Quigley April 9, 2008

Jack Faced

It's the look you get when one of your parents walk on you jacking off. You usually stare at them with an open mouth saying "uh," and it's followed by "It's not what it looks like," or "I was just scratching."

"Man I was totally Jack Faced when my mom walked in on me jacking it."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

fresh faced

the well scrubbed, perfect skin types, those with somewhat of a 'glow' emanating from their skin. usually women

she was so fresh faced and seemingly innocent, it would have been hard to imagine the grinding she was capable of administering!!

even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

get faded

get drunk

Keep calm and get faded!
Keep calm and get high (stoned)!

Yo' motherfuckers! Pour your 40 Oz and let's get faded!
Yo' motherfuckers! Pour your 40 Oz and let's get drunk!

by Spartaxiros November 14, 2013

Fabed

Something that is a lie or is made up in a malicious nature, Fabed originates from the word fable which means a made up story like a fairy tale etc. So can also be known at the slang word for fable.

"Mate that story is fabed"

by Yep. Matee. November 6, 2013

ass faced

When your cat gets up in your face, demands attention and you pet the beast face to face; then the cat decides to turn around to see the rest of the room and ASS FACES you by sticking its browneye in your face.

The cat jumped up on my chest and then ASS FACED me!

by Beminen June 19, 2009