Air Force

The U.S.branch of service that is responsible for delivering our nuclear weapons, therefore the most powerful fucking military unit that has ever existed in the world. What's unique about the Air Force is that it is the only military unit in which the officers do all the fighting, while the enlisted men sit back and deliver toilet paper or type up memos ordering officers to their death.

I'm an enlisted man in the Air Force. I'm a little non-combatant twat.

by The Dodger October 12, 2004

Millennium Force

The greatest roller coaster on the face of this planet until a 500 foot roller coaster will set foot on this planet.

I nearly pissed my pants when I first rode Millennium Force at age 7.

by topthrilldragster220 January 10, 2006

Chair Force

The most important part of the Airforce. Where the planning goes on. Where decisions are made.

Before the Airforce can do their work, the Chair Force tells them what to do.

by JB Weld February 21, 2017

Jedi Force Push

When a man is getting a girl from behind, then spits on the girls ass. She then thinks the man has came, when in actuality he cummed in his hand. The man then throws the cum in her face, stating that he is using the force.

"Greg used his jedi force push on me last night"

by Greg Carreras March 10, 2008

Air Force

The most powerful and respectable service in the DoD. Often under-appreciated. Someone starts a war and the Air Force are in there before anyone else even knows what's going on. Most powerful because they can drop nukes. You won't see any Marine taking out an entire city in a few seconds. Higher fitness standards than the Navy and Army (have you seen their Basic Training recently?!) and equal to Marines. The Air Force spends more on it's airmen and women each year than any other service, boosting morale and making it more respectable. Each airman and woman is trained to the highest standard, so that they are able to operate and maintain the world's most expensive aircraft and some of the USA's most expensive equipment. The Air Force takes a casual approach to things, and still manages to get the job done better than any sailor, soldier, or Marine. Any pilot in the USAF could fly from the US to Iraq in the morning and make it back before you'd even know they were gone. Contrary to popular opinion among the rest of the services, the Air Force is not a bunch of lazy faggots who sit behind desks pushing pencils. Anytime you're in deep shit, call in the Air Force and have them drop a thousand pounder before you even have time to load your pussy assault rifle. Anyone who thinks the Air Force isn't tough is obviously an asshole because they don't know how hard each airman and woman works. They're fucking awesome. Plus they got the hottest chicks in the services ;)

CALL IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT AND TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN!

*loud screeching sound, followed by a huge explosion and a glimpse of an F-16*

Face it, the air force is frickin' awesome.

by USAF_falcon January 9, 2011

Curve Force

A lesser known interaction in physics, primarily between men's eyes and women's bodies.

The Curve Force is known to possess the lowest value in terms of utility, and the greatest potential of disaster. It is a spontaneous reaction, and hence difficult to prevent. Its directly proportional to the beauty of the woman, and inversly to that of the man.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

defense force

When people come to the defense of a product/company in order to defend their purchase/usage of said product and, in turn, their ego.

Bill: Christ, the PS4 is way expensive and there really isn't many good games coming out for it
Ron: Fuck you, if you can't afford it maybe you should stop working at McDonalds
Bill: Here comes the Sony defense force

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Jeremy: This band isn't how they used to be
Paul: Then stop listening to them, turn off your computer and stop having opinions that contradict mine.

by jack o' langue November 21, 2015