fecal warrior

One who partakes in wrestling with poo instead of mud.

ass pirate

Not only is she a champion mud wrestler, she also dominates as a fecal warrior.

by Craig Frezek December 9, 2008

fecal fister

one who delights him/herself by shoving a fist up a poopy anus while eating overly spiced west indain chodes

"Wow that Sarahreally is a fecal fister."

by chode monger February 10, 2009

FOCAL

1) A backronym standing for Fuck Our Collective Asinine Lives.
2) A response to the emo plague of FML (Fuck My Life) suggesting that ALL of our lives suck and that everyone needs to stop bitching.

Whiny facebooker: FML!!!!!
Other whiny facebooker: FML2!!!!
Definition author: FOCAL... just FOCAL.

by Zadred Darkflame March 16, 2009

Fecalfiliac

Also known as parents of babies and small children. All they fucking talk about, besides leaky breasts and cracked nipples, is poop and snot and vomit and ear wax. Gross. And people wonder why I don't want kids.

My friend is a fecalfiliac ever since she had a baby--all she can talk about is shitty diapers.

by Jennaleigh August 14, 2003

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick is a NJ-based satirical harcore/experimental band with screeching female vocals. They are known for references to viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy and Garbage Day. They also mock widely-known advertiements such as the Double Pits to Chesty Axe Commercial and the Taco Bell Diet. Some examples of songs: "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", "This is Why You Had to Get Asshole Surgery".

Fecal Dick is so bad it's good.

by lilpubichair April 17, 2010

fecalfest '05

an 8 day celebration of blowing shit up (literally)a meaningful milestone with great food clevland steamers brown bullets and a traditional shitmas tree
celebrated when its hot so the shit smells more

i still cant wash away the stink from fecalfest '92

by tee gee May 13, 2005

FMCL

1. "Fuck My CAPTCHA Life"

2. What MySpace spammers and Friend Blaster Pro users say after MySpace updated their anti-spam measure forcing people to type in CAPTCHA's all the time. Basically, if you are involved in this activity, adding people and posting comments are not fully automated anymore. These people have to sit on Friend Blaster Pro or other software and watch it to enter CAPTCHA's when needed and it drives them completely bonkers!

OMG. Using Friend Blaster now feels like watching paint dry! I have to sit there all day and fill out fucking CAPTCHA's all day! FMCL! I HATE CAPTCHA! FUCK! FUCK THAT TOM GUY!

by VSL Christian July 1, 2009