make like a fetus and head out

Make like a fetus and head out is a play on make like a tree and leave, referring to a fetus entering this world head first. It is a pun and means: go away! or leave now!

"make like a fetus and head out" he shouted whilst pointing at the door.

by Sircasm February 14, 2019

Yeetus McGeetus the Fetus from the same Uteritous

A genetically related sibling from the same mother.

She's my Yeetus McGeetus the Fetus from the same Uteritous!

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

yeetus that fetus

a phrase used in random scenarios

someone: talking random shit u don't care about
me: yeetus that fetus

by yeetus358 June 14, 2019

Yeetis That Fetus

Abortion just abortion

Person 1: yo rachel you should yeetis that fetus

Person2: I cant its illegal

Person 1: not In my garage

by Nobodycalledyoutoday February 12, 2020

Dirty Jello Fetus

When you shove a whole Jello mold into a women's vagina (or anus if she is practiced enough) and then you fuck her until the Jello chunks start falling out and have properly discolored your penis.

It was Thanksgiving, so you know I gave my wife a dirty Jello Fetus on the dining room table, but now the family refuses to look either of us in the eye.

by The Jello Fetus April 15, 2020

Handy Five-fetus

Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material

The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"

by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022

Deletus the Fetus

The act of punching a pregnant women in the gut, thus deleting the fetus

Man we cant afford an abortion guess I'll have to deletus the fetus.

by The Fetus Deleter April 20, 2022