the most awesome person ever! Sexiest Vampire alive... well, er existing. The love of my life! Sweet, sensitive, kind, hott, and beyond perfection!
by KEC127 December 10, 2007
basically the perfect guy. he is one of the main characters in Stephanie Meyers books Twilight, New Moon and Eclispe. he is in love with bella swan. he is also a vampire. (not a average vampire that you see in movies with all the goth and the "i vant to suck ur blood" crap.) he is just a average person who is extreamly smart, talented and perfectly hot. he lives with other vampires who are equally gifted. carlisle, esme, emmet, rosalie, jasper and alice.
"did you stab edward cullen with a pencil or something?"
"do i dazzle you?" "frequently"
"and so the lion fell in love with the lamb"
"do i dazzle you?" "frequently"
"and so the lion fell in love with the lamb"
by twilightgirl November 26, 2007
by sammer! January 12, 2009
Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by sewing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is “the only ‘real’ middle class American in the Presidential race,” yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate in the running. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.
John Edwards is among one of the groups of people that is most wrong with this country and wants to run for President. God help us.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 08, 2007
Non-existent, yet worshiped as some kind of god by the strange subspecies of humans we have come to known as "fangirls".
Fangirl: OMG!!! EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HAWT!
Human: He doesn't even exist.
Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART!!
Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.
Human: He doesn't even exist.
Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART!!
Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.
by Mr.Sacman May 03, 2009
Fangirl: EhMaGawd i just luv Edward Cullen!!!!
Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance!
Normal person: *Shoots them and then self*
Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*
Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance!
Normal person: *Shoots them and then self*
Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*
by jajajajajajagermangirly80 May 31, 2010
The hottest vampire to ever grace this earth! He has bronze hair, topaz eyes(they used to be green) and super pale skin(due to his being a vampire and all.) He has two sisters and two brothers, all adopted. He lives in Forks, Washington and loves Bella Swan.
He is better than Jake, because he isn't an insensitive jerk who forces himself on other unsuspecting girls who then break their hand trying to hit him in the face, and always will be.
He is the most romantic person on the face of the planet, even though he is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyers Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse
No one is hotter than he is.
He is better than Jake, because he isn't an insensitive jerk who forces himself on other unsuspecting girls who then break their hand trying to hit him in the face, and always will be.
He is the most romantic person on the face of the planet, even though he is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyers Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse
No one is hotter than he is.
by jennifer joe January 15, 2008