Wack the Earth Into Perfection

The act of "wacking" the landscape into a perfect form.

Dude, I ca't believe Jesse just can just wack the Earth into Perfection.

by TimbobJames July 29, 2012

Cylinder Earth Society

The flat earth society but a lot better. #acceptthecylindricaltruth

You can even buy merch!

“Hey man, this globe looks so cool!”
“IKR, that’s because it was made by the cylinder earth society!”
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“Where did you get that cool t-shirt?”
“I bought it to represent the cylindrical earth society!”

by Tactical Lemon 👌 November 30, 2018

Flat earther

Somehow, with all of the evidence provided by scientists, these dumbasses still think that the Earth is a mere circle. Just like YouTube haters and people who do The Floss dance, they are people who are a disgrace to the human race.

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ I flip teh table because of these dum flat earthers

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Scorch the Earth

The act of COMPLETELY waxing pubic areas.

I dun heard of trimin tha hedges, but you dun scorch the earth.

by Adrian and Blaine November 19, 2010

earthist

discriminatory especially on the basis of ones planet of origin.

What is an earthist, except a racist by any other name?

by Tony75 October 16, 2007

scorched earth party

A political party, not unlike the Beer Party and very much unlike Republicans and Democrats. They wish to bludgeon to death all the idiots and French with lead pipes.

What's so wrong with that?

Happiness is finally getting the crotch-rot under control: The Scorched Earth Party

by T. J. October 30, 2003

Blue Earth

Blue Earth* is a very low key relaxed and calm yet comfortable little city in Faribault County, Minnesota, at the confluence of the east and west branches of the Blue Earth River the nastiest river in America. The population "was" 3,621 at the 2000 census no telling what it is now. It is the county seat of Faribault County3. It is home to a statue of the mother fucking Jolly Green Giant an over rated green asshole next to dairy queen and subway. Additionally, Interstate Highway 90 is centered on Blue Earth, as the east and west construction teams met in 1978. As a tribute, there is a golden stripe of concrete on the interstate near Blue Earth. This draws a parallel to the golden spike set in the first transcontinental railroad.* The city of Blue Earth gets its name from the Blue Earth River which surrounds the town. The river was given the Dakota name "Mahkota" (meaning Blue Earth) for the blue- black clay found in the river banks.4*
5 Also known as B-Town,B.E.
,BLURTH,That fucking gay ass town6 The home of the now Dead Infamous T.C. (..the trailer courts East B.E.,1222 E Fork Rd) where anything could and did happen in and out of the ShitHole shed.7 Home of the T.C. Mafilia' Beeeotch!

"..hey pito Di Les Que Fuck'em and lets go back to Blue Earth i know where i could get a half an O for twenty five in the Trailer Courts.."

by $uBj3Ct_ZeR0 August 24, 2009