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Potato Head Pile Driver

When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.
(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."
by sara's diary October 23, 2012
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talking to the canoe driver

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.
by Steelersfreak2 April 14, 2014
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Biden-to-Trump Diversion

The act of bringing up Donald Trump completely out of the blue whenever the conversation is purely about Joe Biden and his flaws.

People guilty of BTD can not, for some odd reason, fathom others speaking negatively about Biden, and so whenever he is negatively mentioned, they will find some way to make the conversation about Trump when Trump was never mentioned previously.

These people seemingly believe that anyone who has ever said anything bad about Biden ever must be in full support of Trump, so they take it upon themselves to hurl insults at the latter and defend the former even if no comparison was made between the two.

NOTE: No matter what, as long as Biden is mentioned negatively, there will ALWAYS be one person committing Biden-to-Trump Diversion on the internet, regardless of the setting.
In a YouTube comment section under a video clip portraying Biden having memory/speaking issues:

Comment: "It's scary to think that this is one of the most influential people in the world. This man is clearly not cognitively fit for office, and I hope they stop using him for their agenda..."

Reply to comment: "He's 10 times more fit for office than Trump, and is far more cognitively capable than him. Trump was the worst president this country has ever had, period."

Everybody reading the exchange: "Why is that guy mentioning Trump when the video and comment aren't even about him? Seems a Biden-to-Trump Diversion to me."
by La Li Lu Le Lo February 1, 2022
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toyota driver

A driver who has very little experience behind the wheel, doesnt necessarily drive a toyota, but most often its the car of choice.
These drivers can be seen doing the following:
1. driving too slow
2. keeping a huge following distance
3. not paying attention to surrounding traffic
4. not letting you pass
5. sitting behind a snow plow not letting anyone pass nor mater how much you honk at them
6. driving like dipshits
7. taking over 30 seconds to reach the speed limit in the left lane and not pass up the slower moving car in the right
8. basically anyone who doenst know how to drive or knows anything about a car, they usually purchase a toyota with hubcaps and drive like morons.
that fuckin toyota driver was holding up the whole fuckin road, going 45 in a 55! I cant believe that fucker, wouldnt let anyone get around him
by Killtodie February 16, 2008
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Driver

A driver is a software program with the purpose of connecting hardware to a software interface. You will know drivers from messages such as: "Installing driver for device X", "Update your drivers to a newer version", and the worst of all "No suitable driver found."
Tech N00B: Why can't I use my new soundcard.
Tech G0D: Have you installed the drivers?
Tech N00B: Why would I need drivers?
Tech G0D: Talk to the hand
by Qavin June 5, 2018
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Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver

The act of forcing your girlfriend to shit on the rug. Then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having sex with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she's been
Last night I was so fed up with Suzies constant bickering that I forced her into a Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver just to shut her up. Funniest thing is that she loved it!
by Johnny tight shirts October 9, 2014
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A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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