Dork Fight

A fight in which two generally male members of the human species attack each other using one of the following:
1.) a marching band/orchestra instrument case, usually of the larger tuba persuasion.
or
2.) a backpack.
The instruments are used by swinging them at your opponent(s), while the backpack is better used worn backwards as you charge your opponent face first.

"Woah, look at those dorks fighting with their instrument cases!"

"Dude, total dork fight!"

by MiriamD124 September 19, 2009

Ork Dork

A derogitory term for an orchestra member in school. It is along the lines of "band geek."

"Hey shut the hell up you, band geek!"

"You have no room to talk, Ork Dork, go suck a cow's face!"

by Snotty McGoo January 26, 2005

Dork Ass

One that scrogs wales in the anus

"hey look ted i'm harpooning willy!!...*doink"

by Midget Wonder February 3, 2003

dork's ass

The ass of a dork, making being a dork's ass worse than a dork.

My brother got busted getting high. What a dork's ass!

by ATM April 8, 2005

Disneyland Dork

1.) The 40+ year-old man you see at Disney Parks collecting pins, wearing "Grumpy" apparel, tube socks, a Disney hat, and high shorts. Mustache, backpack, and sunglasses optional.

2.) The 40+ year-old woman you see at Disney Parks collecting pins, wearing Disney Park clothing, a fanny pack, and a form of Disney headwear. Glasses, backpack, and bad hair optional.

3.) That jerk at Disneyland who goes alone, believes everyone should be quiet in line, and gripes about it on a Disney Forum.

4.) The guy who writes "Park Peeves" online.

"So, should I bring my special Disney pins to trade with random people, and money to blow on more pins?"

"Please refrain from being a Disneyland Dork today."

by XavierDavies June 26, 2009

Phone Dorking

Phone dorking is the time spent exploring ones cell phone extensively without purpose.

Every extra moment you get, you find yourself...not texting, not calling someone, but simply surfing the web, changing settings, adding ringtones. This can usually consume several hours of ones day and does not seem to have an end point, you too may be phone dorking. Your phone dorking may be nearing obsession if you also find loss of time, and the inability to hear others around you.

by EMPOWR February 4, 2010

Coom Dork

someone who steals my fries >:(

In response to potato larceny
YOU COOM DORK!

by japaneseman44F October 1, 2021