My baby doofus

A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her

The dumb Samantha stole my baby doofus

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

Doofer

An essay/paper on which you will recieve an F. NOT a test or oral report.

Incorrect: I just wrote a doofer.

Correct: I just sqeezed out a doofer.

Correct: I just plopped a doofer on the teacher's desk.

by Cameron the 1337 December 22, 2005

doofus

A term of endearment, with an equivalent translation of "silly butt".

Me: Doofus! *hugs*
Talya: :P

by Angleus January 7, 2007

Doofass

A term describing a douce and a jackass combined.

Person 1: Why did you slap me in the back of the head, doofass.
Person 2: You're the doofass.

by Peterang November 5, 2012

Doofy

Noun

Meaning stupid, retarded, anything of the sort etc.

Anna is a stupid doofy, who runs into walls at night.

by kim jong illl February 1, 2010

doofis

A joint of hash / weed

Im just after sparkin up a nice fat doofis, do you want seconds?

by maco1991 July 1, 2009

pilot-doofy

Funny young, ugly, redneck child of some very un happy parents. A PIlot-Doofy is amongst other things a DOOFUS, as his name leads us to make fun of. He has some major ego problems because somehow he believes he's hot stuff even though he's a lamer with all his big guns that are obviously a futile attempt to regain some masculinity.

Pilot-Doofy is a loser of the worst kind. Also, he seems to be dillusionnal.

Hey look a Doofus; he's desperately trying to keep his thread about his new gun alive. Oh look! Now he's trying to promote his sub par website calles mustywindows. I wonder he was smoking when he came up with that one. What a pethetic waste of flesh.

by pops January 3, 2005