Dong Extender

A penis extender that increases your Defense in RPGs which is made by Donkey Kong himself

Get it? Dong Extender? Donk̶e̶y̶ ̶K̶o̶n̶g?

by Speak With Your Heart August 17, 2014

nigerian dong

big peen, super huge golungous peen

I used to have two inch peen, now i have 1ft. nigerian DONG

by no_homo_Chromo August 24, 2018

Dong Puller

You stick out a fist with your thumb tucked between your fingers and if someone else looks at it you yoink their peepee out

Joe: "Hey your shoe's untied"
Jim: (looks down)
Joe: DONG PULLER! Yoink!!!
Jim: (writhing in pain) "haha you got me!"
Joe : "Now eat it!"

by Zzzzkkmnnn December 19, 2018

Slangin dong

When you have a fiery red penis!!

Can I kiss your slangin dong?? No you bungee slut!!

by Insta@jonahwent69 January 22, 2018

dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.

"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."

by vrsi_rules October 21, 2008

god-dong

A cross between "God-damn" and "dog-gone". Designed to sound not as cheesy as "dog-gone" but nor as blasphemous as "God-damn".

God-dong it man, what are you doing?

by Violinist91 January 16, 2009

Dong jockey

Likes to ride dicks

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock

by 216 wp May 17, 2017