distractogapter

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.

While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .

by tacokid November 5, 2013

Distracturd

When you're ready to go out but just pop to the toilet quickly before you leave and end up having a really long poo that results in you being late.

'Sorry I didn't get here on time, mate. I got distracturd'

by LunarYearOfTheSheep January 30, 2015

Distractits

When you choose to ignore a woman's negative qualities because you are distracted by her attractive physical qualities, usually large breasts.

Chris: Why is Bill still dating Sara, she's a crazy ass bitch that will devour him.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.

by alasjizz March 28, 2015

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015

distractionist

a person who distracts from the original post, subject

ticket buyers are distractionists to telling the truth about captivity

by CEwing November 5, 2015

distractional

To describe the positive distractions in our life. Examples are our cars, lifestyles, media channels, smartphones and TECH.

Awesome hoverboard! Very distractional.

by www.distractional.com April 23, 2016

Distractaprocrastinating

The act of procrastinating and being distracted at the same time.

Ryan - "Danie, have you finished the English Homework yet? Can you slide answers?"
Danie - "Oh sorry I guess I was distractaprocrastinating."

by drury01 January 24, 2017