Fist Pump Disorder

An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.

A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*

by sexybuttwrenchBITCH July 27, 2010

obsessive consumption disorder

The new OCD: It is when people tend to overeat or over consume a product, such as, gasoline.

She is fat because she has OCD.

Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?

No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.

by Herman C September 14, 2011

Extended Emphasis Disorder

The over pronunciation of the emphasized syllable in a word. This case is mostly developed in college students, further research is needed to determine the cause of extended speech.

A soccer game, when the announcer yells:
"GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLL"

Or when Clint has to say it.

"I go to Sultan High Schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll

Both of these people have EED (Extended Emphasis Disorder)

by Fishman1319 May 19, 2009

Obsessive Meeting Disorder

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.

Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD

by lanman1219 December 4, 2010

master-of-the-payment-disorder

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.

That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.

by Mark C. Mitchell January 2, 2008

Obsessive Taping Disorder

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.

I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.

by Ae5Ea8 June 2, 2015

Narcissistic Dick Disorder

When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...

Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"

Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."

by MLGPingu September 1, 2015