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My direct line

25 kids 75 ex's 1000000 hired security
My direct line could triangulate in 7s three times M4 RPGs and flashbangs mk6s and aks
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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One direction

Puedes ir en two direction??
No, solo en one direction...

por cierto creo que no son 18 meses, son 18 años o algo así, solo queda llorar
by LARRY IS REAL (ROSA Y DAGA) November 29, 2021
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One Direction

A group of 4 little fucking gays that think they are talented but they are actually just shitty assholes.
They are like One Direction.
by anguiru December 5, 2017
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Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
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one direction's life

to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent
- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!
by EmmaPumpkin May 12, 2020
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West Direction

The thought that Kanye West will take over the 'popular' band, One Direction.
Hey, did you hear about West Direction?
No.
Oh, OK.
by Rob0_ March 30, 2015
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direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.
John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right
by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020
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