derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Directioners

Misogynistic, racist and obsessed with harries

Person1: I noticed that directioners always say, that they love and support all of the boys but when it comes to streaming Harry's or Zayn's music they don't help
Person2: yeah, they are hypocrites

by kissysel September 15, 2020

direction blind

Does a direction which is the opposite of a direction a superior says to you.

John was direction blind in the royal navy where he was told to turn left but he turned right

by Shadow Jr. November 8, 2020

Directioners

Clowns

It’s been 5 years and directioners are still waiting for them to come back, even after they all released solo music.

by Slayingsinceever October 9, 2020

Directionator

Fans who think they are directioners

Directionator: Omg my favourite is Neil! I've heard he used to be in the band 5sos? I love him so much and the tattoos! Omg his tattoos are the best! I love his long hair but why did he get a buzz cut tho? I wanna have his babies but isn't he dating that gigi girl from little mix?

Directioner: what the fuck

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

directional hitting

pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games

i only use directional hitting

by mlbtheshow2021 May 2, 2021

directional peace

A thought given by God telling you what to do accompanied by a very, very strong feeling of joyous peace.

I was thinking about what I should be doing career--wise, but directional peace said, "Stay put." So I stayed at the library another one or two years.

by lawpseudonym July 9, 2021