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Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.
The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!
Dingdong deuce by Candylaw March 18, 2014

dingdong 

A small chocolate cake filled with marshmallow cream.
Hey, you want a dingdong?
dingdong by Steven April 12, 2005

Diablo dingdong deuce 

a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.
Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!

Frenkie dingdong 

DingDong is a dutch fraud who disappears in big games and is mickey mouse player for FC Barcelona

He is also known as Frenkie de fraud
Look , Frenkie DingDong ghosted today

Dingdong ditch 

Show a girl your Dingdong, do the dirty, then ditch her.
Oh, hey, here's my Dingdong.... Bang bang and ditch her -JJD, Watervliet, Ny Dingdong ditch

buff ting dingaling dingdong jingle bells 

A girl who has exceptionaly fine physical atributes.
Man that girl was buff ting dingaling dingdong jinglebells!