Detroit

Detroit is also known has: Hell Headquarters. Detroit is often called ghetto and shot up, but is actually gutter and run down. I live there so I've earned the right to call it shit-central but I live there so I earned the right to cap on it. This city is resident evil apocalypse waiting to happen... well just the bomb part.
This is also the place where the final battle between good and evil will take place.

Detroit-er: I'll shoot you all
L.A-er: Yeah, Well, I'll take a contract out on you.
Brooklyn-er: You fuckers are worse then Jersey.
Chigago-er: ... Want to Buy A Hot Dog?

by Brent S August 29, 2006

Detroit

Lions, Tigers, and Pistons; OH MY!

The national sports teams in Detroit kick ass. Detroit Tigers rule!

by Turd Burgaler July 10, 2005

Detullio

A term to describe an individual who is an asshole in the most extreme sense of the word. Sometimes but not always french. Detullio's think they have friends but really their friends want them to leave.

"yo why does that kid keep hanging wit us?"
"foreals... Fucking detullio"

by Colin deerock June 17, 2008

Determined Hippie

When an individual is so determined that not even a Scooby Snack will change his or her mind.

Max: "Dude please let me borrow your van!"
Derin: "Nuh uh man."
Max: "Come on, not even for a Scooby Snack?"
Derin: "Get out of my pad Max."
Max: "Sheesh, you're such a determined hippie dude."

by Santi's Apprentice August 19, 2014

Detch

A gay idiot who attends an all boys school, if not gay then they are terrible with girls.

"Don't be a fucking detch and help me move this desk"

by Assmaster69420 November 5, 2019

Detroit Ham

Watermelon

"Say, Tyrone, slice me a piece of that Detroit ham!"

by DiarrheaGuzzler August 29, 2012

Detroit Slammer

...the time when one is attempting to complete a "cleveland steamer" by defacating on one's mate's chest, but in mid-shite, the "steamer" becomes a raging fit of diahrea, unfortunately for the mate, but to the great fortune of the "slammer" (if such person is a masochist)

Gosh, I was gettin' it on with my honey, and she asked me to put a steamer on her chest....I must've had some bad Thai food or somethin', but I cranked out a DETROIT SLAMMER all over her breats!! Damn, she was pissed!

by demetrius gore May 17, 2003