Department of Education

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1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.

2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.

3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.

The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012

Johnny Depp

The best, sexiest, hottest, funniest, most talented actor on the face of the earth. One of the only men that I can think of who you couldn't make ugly if you tired. And also one of the only men who looks fine in eyeliner!

"I'm going to smoke this cigarette, and then I'm going to buy another pack and smoke the shit out of that one."
Johnny Depp, Secret Window

by CA_MAD April 4, 2004

Post Avatar Depression

Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D for short, is the case when a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) eventually realises that the world they live in sucks ass and that they will never be able to fly, jump or live like the Na'vi do on Pandora.

Guy 1: Wow that movie was amazing,
Guy 2: *Sniff*
Guy 1: dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... my life sucks..
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression..
Guy 2: i need a hug :(

by Tsu'Tey January 1, 2010

Sexually deprived

When you’re not getting any sexual pleasure for a long time.

Damn, Andžela halusjaka you Look sexually deprived, is he Not giving you any?

by Pakalolotoday January 8, 2018

deppgasm

A Johnny Depp orgasm that is 100x times better than any orgasm a human being has felt during sex.

I had a deppgasm while watching POTC!

by The EBF patrol December 17, 2004

Lily-Rose Depp

Celebrity child. Daughter of French singer and actress Vanessa Paradis and actor Johnny Depp. Lily-Rose has started modeling and acting. She is said to have a dark sense of humor by close friends, but overall down-to-earth personality. She will most likely become Hollywood royalty judging from her genes, beauty and talent.

"Nothing good will ever come from Johnny Depp again!"
*sees Lily-Rose Depp
"God bless Johnny Depp."

by ThewayIseeit August 27, 2015

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Outdated; use strongly discouraged.

Vi is deprecated! Move up to Vim!

by The Grammar Nazi March 19, 2001