de-snark

The act of reviewing and editing a message to a work colleague to remove all traces of the blistering contempt you feel for them.

"Hold on, give me ten minutes. I just need to de-snark this email."

by thebusinessasshole May 1, 2013

de-tchotchke

De-tchotchke: to rid one's abode of extraneous gee-gaws or crap that's lying around collecting dust.

In an effort to present a minimalist interior, Sue learned to de-tchotchke by eliminating annoying mementos.

by Savavieh805 May 9, 2013

De-Thong

What one does after a long day at a dance competition. When sitting down for dinner one does not want their thong up their butt, so they politely remove themselves from the table by saying they must go "de-thong". An action for the sake of comfort and relief.

"My oh my I am tired from that full day of dancing, and this dinner looks delicious, but I really must go de-thong - excuse me for just one moment."

by MT31 November 20, 2013

de-dogify

Removing all evidence you routinely have a dog in your office

Aunt M couldn't bring her cat to work until we de-dogify the office

by psm2016 October 12, 2016

De-Bop

A type of instrumental jazz improvisation totally void of any understanding of jazz. The use of far too many notes in an attempt to fool the listener into thinking that once in a while, due to probability something will sound almost OK. De-Boppers usually carry around an over inflated sense of importance and worth, while surrounding themselves with non-jazzers who bolster the individuals ego. Jamey Aebersold invented over 100 books to combat this type of egotistical musical genocide so that real jazz musicians could be left to performing in public and the De-bopper only play in his bedroom to backing tracks until they are good enough!

Hey man, did you hear that De-bopper blow his horn this afternoon? Miles was turning in his gave man. Its like the cat has never heard a single jazz record.

Hell man, that fool really de-bopped the shit out of that set. I bet Jamey Aebersold wonders why he wasted so much paper trying to help his ass.

by Jazz man Jo May 30, 2016

De'Rayzia

a sweet loyal friend she is crazy at times but her weird humor can make anyone smile she makes everyone happy and she has a loving soul.

Me: De'rayzia always makes me laugh I love her so much

Person: yeah she can make me laugh everytime I am down

by dizzylizzy345 February 22, 2017

de facto virgin

Someone who has only slept with prostitutes. Probably suffers from a lot of social anxiety/social isolation. Not necessarily ugly/fat. Often lives a sheltered existence. In said person's desperation, he sometimes seeks the companionship/instant gratification of hookers.

May as well be a virgin.

Tim has paid for sex but has never had sex with a real girl before.

Tim is a de facto virgin.

by Submitters of Words March 26, 2017