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daily dickage

1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week
Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).
by OGmud June 23, 2015
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daelu

You are not allowed to type this word.
And Daelu said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.
by Definitely not Daelu April 5, 2018
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Dael

The most chad, god-like being in the known universe. Dael has the innate ability to make any person instantly fall for his immaculate charm in seconds
God damn, Dael is one chad motherfuckee
by Hammmmmmy November 12, 2020
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daetyn

A fat bozo usually plays football and is secretly gay that’s why he likes always has raging penis breath
by BootyLickr June 19, 2021
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willy dally

An act of a mistake, "Willy Dally," is like making a boo boo
ex:You just made a willy dally when your mom caught you pickin your nose.
by Alexander Coolio December 31, 2005
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Jordan Daley

A term for a black man with a small penis and or crusty lips.
Jim: yo did you hear about that 'Jordan Daley'?

Bob: yea I heard he hadn't put on lipstick in 3 years!!
by Yashua Shahal June 3, 2016
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chinese daily special

A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.
Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
by Your Bitches Main Bitch October 23, 2017
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