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Doughnut

A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.
Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021
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Doughnut

someone doesn't have mod?
oh is just a doughnut
by Vision the wise March 20, 2021
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Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch
Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022
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Doughnut Club

when accounting for all aspects including things like personality or maintenance, a group of girls that think they are hot, but are actually zero's.
person 1: buzz, your girlfriend. woof!
person 2: yeah, halie is in the doughnut club, she's a butterface, a bit like ruth buzzie and screetch had a child. high maintenance, a terrible person, begs for social media cred and think she's hotter than fire. not to mention she still lives with her parents at 30 years old and doesnt have a job. well, unless you count mommy and daddy's money having a job. she's got big boobs though, so there is that...
by boshk October 5, 2022
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The Doughnut

HQ of UK GCHQ, or the corporate collective of employees thereof. The building looks like a doughnut from the air.
The story's bogus, according to MASINTEL from The Doughnut.
by Druid8391 April 16, 2022
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Alabama Doughnut Toss

When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.
Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.
by Slongdinger69 March 19, 2022
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Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day
person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise
by Blawan June 3, 2021
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