spinning a deuce

To take a dump,crap,shit,poo. To do #2.

Hold on guys I'll be right with you I'm just busy spinning a deuce.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

poppin' deuces

To peace out, to throw the peace sign and leave

Chris: Hey man, are you out?
Shandon: Yeah man, I'm poppin' deuces. ::peace sign::

by Shandon H. March 14, 2006

6 Deuce

A 1962 Chevy Impala. Highly sought after for hydraulic hopping.

Me and my homies bounce in the 6 Deuce, when I was locked up I couldn't wait to get loose.(Snoop Dog)

by D.Mitch March 30, 2007

Deuce Loosely

A twice-appeared character from the former MTV sock-puppet show, Sifl & Olly. Deuce was third in a line of "guests" being interviewed in a segment about "Guys Who Auditioned to Be the Drummer for KISS." He represented a panda. It was revealed by the end of the interview that he never actually played drums before, but studies the ancient folklore of the panda. You can find this episode on a DVD collection of Sifl & Olly episodes.

"I am Deuce Loosely and I know everything about pandas."

by deuceloosely September 24, 2005

Creamy-Deuce

The sum product of taking a massive shit followed by a subsequent jerk-off session without flushing in between.

"I was halfway to a creamy-deuce the other day when I got a cramp in my balls"

by MISTAH MOH JOH RAHSIN April 15, 2010

Double Deuce

The act of sticking up both middle fingers instead of just one, usually for added emphasis on the unspoken "fuck you" message.

In R is for Road Rage: "When one barrel just isn't enough, let loose with both arms to let them know you think they're especially big shit stabbers. An unintended side effect of the double deuce is that you will lose complete control of your car, so you'll swerve back and forth wildly for added effect."
-Maddox, The Alphabet of Manliness

by Damn anonymous June 23, 2006

Phantom Deuce

n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.

Kody returned from class only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.

by Berg & Chris March 1, 2005