Derek Clements

september 28 1781, during the battle yorktown the british were becoming desperate, so they pulled out their main players 21 savage and quandale dingle, so the americans pulled out their secret weapon, Derek Clements. Derek's speed blitzed quandale and he got behind and used the half-boned chicken wing suplex on him breaking his neck, winning the war for America, making Derek a American legend.

Derek Clements also stands for Derek Entering male rectums

by ITStotallynotderek May 3, 2022

derek

A nerdy autistic, and yet somehow a funny dude. Knows where to tickle you when you feel down and upset.

This guy right here is fo'sho a Derek.

My boy Derek is here to make you feel happy.

by BigSmoke_Lover69420 February 13, 2018

Derek

The richest best friend among your best friends

Derek-The richest friends but never buys any expensive shit

by DerekisAsian November 21, 2021

Derek

sexy beast

Wow I want to fuck Derek so bad.

by I am based July 26, 2022

derek

woohoo new songs learned on harp lets gooooo

Ania: Knock knock
Derek: *harp playing* BLACK HOLE SUN
Ania: ok.

by blackholesun12345 March 1, 2021

Derek

That bummy white douche that always gets drunk at the company picnic.

"Yo Ben, who's that weirdo who keeps falling over while playing spikeball?"
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."

by Greg Hazelet Sucks July 24, 2019

Derek

A sweet boy with big heart who will always put a smile on your face and make you feel safe please do not hurt him he is such a kind person who deserves the world

"Whats derek like?" "The sweetest boy ive ever met"

by urfavoritegirl August 23, 2021