Defense Mechanism

When you’re in a large crowded area with the girl of your dreams and are walking, slowly and she asks a tough question. You go to slide your hand deep into her anus to soften the blow and she clenches her cheeks and grabs your hand. Her prevention is a defense mechanism.

Definition #2 : a condom

I went over to her house & could feel her juices flowing and then she whipped out a condom, what type of a defense mechanism is that bullshit.

by Sir Sauce September 19, 2018

Defenseless

When you can't protect yourself from the mother fucking train ramming into the side if your brand new BMW

Train: Get here motherfucka
BMW: Aaaahhh I'm defenseless
Train: Bridgford dirt gta it trug guy dry
BMW*gets hit*
Train: Bitch
BMW: OK Boomer

by Yeetface92 November 13, 2019

defenestrate babies

c'mon man. defenestrate babies. throwkids out windows. all ugly asf.

go defenestrate babies

by whorenotfound February 26, 2021

Humanitarian Defense

From the roots, defend + human; Humanitarian Defense is the taking of proactive action to defend human rights and the lives and well being of people. Humanitarian defense actions go beyond simply providing aid, medical treatment and supplies to victims, they take action to prevent and/or reverse the actions that caused the victimization. These actions may take the form of the direct protection of people, the building of programs and offering support to people/governments on the verge of victimization and bold actions to help victims recover from derogatory events. Term credited to the international non-profit, non-governmental organization; Humanitarian Defense Inc.

A Humanitarian Defense operation is one in which an organization, group or government intervenes on behalf of a group of innocent people that are being attacked, victimized or killed and takes direction action to stop said actions.

and/or

An organization provides direct support of missions designed to defend, protect, support or rebuild the lives of innocent people of groups of people.

by KarlC January 8, 2010

Self Defeces

A defense mechanism that one uses in prevention of being raped. While the rapist tries to put in penis into someone's butthole, the victim simply shits themselves to push the penis out. The rapist cannot successfully put his penis in, while his victim is pushing shit out

Cop: "How did you prevent that man from raping you?"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"

by Kanye's penis December 15, 2017

Eversman defense

Defending one's self by telling that a previous statement was a joke. Mainly used when other people were offended by said statement.
It has nothing to do with the Army Ranger Soldier, but was highly used by a french mythomaniac using the pseudonym "eversman".

John : Dude, black people smell real bad !
Dan : Damn, you're such a racist John.
John : Hey, i was just kidding man !
Dan : Hey don't you pull some Eversman Defense on me.

by Sirob January 20, 2009

Snow Balling Defense

Snow Balling Defense- Let her "trick" you into the blow job then before you kiss her, tickle her under the chin and make sure she swallows twice like you would any bitch you were giving a dose of oral medicine that does them good.

I gave my Bird Dog, Lulu, some pills and tickled her under the chin to be sure she swallowed them. I use the same "Snow Balling Defense" to keep Daisy Mae from doing a cum swap on me.

by TyTxRigger February 24, 2010