(DC'd for short)When you use a phrase from any of Dane Cook's stand ups that everyone knows, to make a situation funny, or to totally pwn a friend. Ex: Invite a friend to your house for dinner. Put any sticky substance on their fork/spoon to make then say, either out loud or subconsciously, "Why is this spoon so sticky?" And of course you reply with, "I just came" In turn they have been Dane Cook'd (or DC'd). But, it only works if the person you are doing it to knows Dane Cook, and this definition.
*Note: This can be done with any Dane Cook quote, in any situation you see fit.
*Note: This can be done with any Dane Cook quote, in any situation you see fit.
-Guys, invite a chick into your home, then when you are both in say the following- "Welcome to the Jungle baby, you're gonna DIIIIEE!!! Nah I'm kidding, c'mon lets box!"
-Girls, if a guy is ever choking his chicken in front of you and whispers 'Do you like that?" Look at him with a serious face and say the fallowing- "No . . . Thanks for asking. I'm liking it less and less by the jerk even. I would rather get a dirty sanchez than continue to watch this."
Going to the drive through at Burger King and quoting the "Sweet and Sour sauce on my pussy" quote gets a lot of kicks, but only if the person knows Dane Cook, and has heard his harmful if swallowed stand up.
And the most suiting line to say afterwards would be, "Yeah, I just Dane Cook'd you, you glass bitch" Which in turn DC-ing them again.
-Girls, if a guy is ever choking his chicken in front of you and whispers 'Do you like that?" Look at him with a serious face and say the fallowing- "No . . . Thanks for asking. I'm liking it less and less by the jerk even. I would rather get a dirty sanchez than continue to watch this."
Going to the drive through at Burger King and quoting the "Sweet and Sour sauce on my pussy" quote gets a lot of kicks, but only if the person knows Dane Cook, and has heard his harmful if swallowed stand up.
And the most suiting line to say afterwards would be, "Yeah, I just Dane Cook'd you, you glass bitch" Which in turn DC-ing them again.
by Messiah.XIII January 14, 2009
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To Dane someone is to tell them that you will meet them at a specific time and place and never show up. People that "Dane" others will often re-enforce the illusion that they plan on attending events with such phrases as "See you there!" or "I'm just going to take care of something real quick, then we are getting it on!"
It should be noted that the more enthusiasm that the individual exhibits during this behavior, the less likely they are to show up.
To Dane someone is to tell them that you will meet them at a specific time and place and never show up. People that "Dane" others will often re-enforce the illusion that they plan on attending events with such phrases as "See you there!" or "I'm just going to take care of something real quick, then we are getting it on!"
It should be noted that the more enthusiasm that the individual exhibits during this behavior, the less likely they are to show up.
Christine: How did your date go last night?
Anthony: Super weak...
Christine: Why?
Anthony: No, the girl completely "Daned" the **** out if me. I ended up sitting in the restaurant by myself for three hours.
Christine: OMG, I can't believe you got Daned, you're such a good looking guy!!
Anthony: Super weak...
Christine: Why?
Anthony: No, the girl completely "Daned" the **** out if me. I ended up sitting in the restaurant by myself for three hours.
Christine: OMG, I can't believe you got Daned, you're such a good looking guy!!
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Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
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Peyton: Im bringing my girlfriend to your incredibly awesome party.
Group: Ugh.... She is such a Dainelys, party is ruined...
Group: Ugh.... She is such a Dainelys, party is ruined...
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