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bluebonic chronic

dank ass shit that makes you see double and fuck fat chicks. It numbs your knees and puts hair on your pecker. Its 210 and ounce! and absolutely worth it!!!
Dude........that bluebonic chronic last night........it fucked my couch and made me stomp my muddy boots on your washing machine!
by mike & milf January 9, 2008
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CHD (Chronic Hand Disease)

it is when a guy decides he doesn't want to text you or call you, yet he calls and texts everyone else who isn't important this can pertain to woman as well. Usually these people are on some level of the Heffadonkis spectrum. They usually know you want to hear from them and you care and deliberately ignores you and does not call you or try to contact you like their is something wrong with their fingers.
Why didn't you call me last night? I was waiting and you said you were going to call me back. I was talking to my friend Patrice and then I didn't feel like it. What did you do after that? I went on facebook. You know that just shows you got CHD (Chronic Hand Disease)!
by UloPeach February 19, 2010
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chronics

type of weed....
yo dawg wat u sayin today still u wanna blaze some chronics
by Anonymous September 1, 2003
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chron-don

anything of very high quality or of extreme greatness.
1 carl: yo ted did you try the marinated roast beef?

ted: aww dude its the chron-don, im getting seconds.

bill: did you check out that loft you were thinking about renting?

amy:dude that loft is the chron-don, i cant wait to move in.
by dru land June 22, 2009
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chronic depression

My memes are ironic
My depression is chronic

...*chronic depression intensifies*
by extremelycorrosive January 23, 2017
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Mr.Chron's Homework

A synonym for marijuana used when talking about or asking for Marijuana in school or in front of parents and other adults.
Yo, did you do Mr.Chron's Homework?=Did you just Smoke?
Do you have Mr.Chron's Homework?, i think it was on page 10.=
Can you sell me 10 dollars worth of marijuana.
by Ben Mupper July 17, 2007
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Baby Chronic

A West Coast, Southern California term for good herb but not up to par with the real dank stuff. Really good stress or low grade dank. It has very little to no seeds and is nice and fluffy; not compressed. Novice smokers might confuse it for dank chronic.
Homie 1 -

"Yo, my homie was out of the dank shit bro. But he did have this baby chronic, 15$ for the 8th look."

Homie 2 -

*grabs the bag "Sweet dude, it looks good let's roll it up!"
by Green Kush December 25, 2010
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