Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010

Cringe

A socially awkward situation caused by usually the telling of a poor joke, an action people witness (eg crying when drunk), or blurting out a comment that is taboo. A silence follows where the people who witness it feel a deep sense of embaressment for the person but as if they were the ones who had done the embarassing thing.
ie you ''cringe''

1) knock knock
whos there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in....*Awkward silence

2) Man did you see john last night? he got absolutely off his face drunk, called his ex girlfriend begging her to take him back & spent the night crying like a little girl....*cringe

3) everybody is chatting but one voice raises above the rest causing a silence ''i once tasted my own jizz''.

by Datguy1&datguy2 June 16, 2011

Ver chinge tu madre

It quite literally means, "Go fuck your mother." in Spanish.

Someone put up "chinge su madre" on the site, but that is incorrect.

"Ver chinge tu madre, puto!"

by 3xploiter January 12, 2008

Chingers

A shortening for the area "Chingford," in East London. Or the E4 post code area
It can be written as: Chingas or Chingaz.

"im going yard, back to chingers"
"bruv are you in Chingers yet?"

by EssexFlex December 28, 2007

Cringe

T-Series

"t-series is such a cringe YoutTube channel. Subscribe to Pewdiepie, will yah?"

by Subscribe2Pewds February 20, 2019

Cringe

When a comment or situation makes you either throw up, or chew through the jacket that you are holding up to your face to protect you from this person/tv

I cringe watching the x-factor finallist's trying to sing a deep moving song and the audience laps it all up as if they havent seen it a 458 thousand times before.

Everyday situation:

American: "hey guys!!"

The general english public: cringe

by slowdem July 25, 2009

cringe-joyment

To take pleasure in something that simultaneously causes feelings of awkwardness or embarrassment

For your cringe-joyment, I've forwarded you a love poem I just received from my ex. It rhymes, compares me to a summer's day, and is riddled with misspellings.

by Mrs. Scoops June 16, 2014