A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.
"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"
"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."
"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."
"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
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