Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt

I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.

by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016

terry cripps

Terry Cripps Is a very sexy and powerful man, if your lucky enough he will kidnap you and nonce you.

Terry Cripps is very famous HE WAS ON NINJA WORRIER

Yr6: whos that?
Yr7: oh that’s Terry Cripps he’s very sexy
-Terry walks over-
-Terry kidnaps the yr6-
Yr6: WOW IM SO LUCKY

by TERRYCRIPPS September 22, 2019

terry cripps

Sexy

our teacher terry cripps is very sexy

by TERRYCRIPPS September 22, 2019

young clippa

A real g straight from the oaks. There can only be one YC not 2 or 3. A rare dying breed. Only on this world for one reason and that's to run it up🎒😈.

I just saw Young clippa in a coupe. Maashallah

by 8fromthe8 November 24, 2021

Cripple

1. A member of the street gang, known as "the crips"

2. Someone you exagerate the importance of due to their loss and/or use of extremities.

3. A object or situation of inferior quality (EX: dude this party is so cripple)

Yea, my brother is so cripple, he just plays D&D all day.

by rudeheadmcdermont October 10, 2008

crippleage

the horrible feeling you get in your head when you wake up after a heavy night and then try and stand up.

Owain Wakes up
Owain tries to sit up
'Ahhh Cripppleage

by righ July 19, 2003

Cripsauce

A superbly unexpected, frivolous, and all-around gangster finish.

1. It was pure cripsauce when that Zatarian girl fell at the graduation ceremony.

2. *points to favorite brand of mustard* Can you please pass the cripsauce? I need to top off my hot dog.

by Diana something or other January 5, 2009