Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.
by WhoaYeah1313 December 23, 2009
Get the Cell block burrito mug.A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"
Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"
Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."
Guy 1: Silent
Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"
Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."
Guy 1: Silent
Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010
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The act of pressing a button on the cell phone to make a loud sound in the other persons ear... normally done when the other person says something that would warrent a slap if it would have been said in person
by sirsketchalot August 2, 2012
Get the cell slap mug.verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.
by nicole and carson March 22, 2005
Get the cell phone bitch slap mug.dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"
dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"
dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"
by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005
Get the cell phone mug.Man, my heavy drinking is causing my kidney to fail. I'll just stem cell a new one.
That guy is missing an arm. He should try and stem cell another.
That guy is missing an arm. He should try and stem cell another.
by tayduran April 1, 2008
Get the Stem Cell mug.Cellieslavery is the lowest point of the history of computers. Basicly, people have to deal with ultra-locked
down hand sets, the apps set sucks, even the most pathetic
little things such as a crapy quality 'ring tone', or a simple JPG image (called a wall paper) is far more expensive than the better, less expensive or free offerings on PCs.
In the cellslavery world, things we take for granted on PCs like playable demos are almost non existant in the cell phone world, and demos that are available are often
20 years behind the times, mostly being expireware or
a mere slide show.
A Cellieslave is a person who gets charged ridiculous amounts of money for stupid things like MIDI 'ring tomes' and JPG 'wall papers', or a line of text in SMS because he/she don't know better, or thinks it's cool because this crap which wouldn't be acceptable in the computer world
is welcome with open arms in the cell phone market.
down hand sets, the apps set sucks, even the most pathetic
little things such as a crapy quality 'ring tone', or a simple JPG image (called a wall paper) is far more expensive than the better, less expensive or free offerings on PCs.
In the cellslavery world, things we take for granted on PCs like playable demos are almost non existant in the cell phone world, and demos that are available are often
20 years behind the times, mostly being expireware or
a mere slide show.
A Cellieslave is a person who gets charged ridiculous amounts of money for stupid things like MIDI 'ring tomes' and JPG 'wall papers', or a line of text in SMS because he/she don't know better, or thinks it's cool because this crap which wouldn't be acceptable in the computer world
is welcome with open arms in the cell phone market.
"Instead of being tied into the cellieslavery culture, why not become a real computer user instead?"
by smackarooe August 6, 2007
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