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craeton

1. To be amazing 2. A person who is so beautiful when ever you look at him/her your eyes explode
I almost looked at Craeton the other day, my eyes almost exploded.
by zombiekiller350 April 19, 2014
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crantle

the geological layer between the crust and the mantle. Also refers to the crack of Satan's ass.
Man, it's as hot as the crantle in here...
by kinCorp November 13, 2014
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craotic

A situation that is beyond crazy and chaotic combined.
It was really out of control when the drunken crowd cheered the old crack head on, but it got downright craotic when she tore off her clothes and did the worm.
by Ruffz July 8, 2014
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crantankerous

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.
"WOT IS DAT" made John so crantankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crantankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crantankerous wanker.
by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017
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Craptain planet

When you're third in a row of consecutive dumps in the same toilet
Damn, when our deuces combine, we craptain planet this b**ch!
by Porkchop87 June 19, 2017
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Vinny Crabtree

by BoricDinosaur33 October 11, 2021
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crap on a crabtree

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)
by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013
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