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cough it up furball

First of the terms being used when you won a bet against someone involving money. The second one is used when you catch someone red handed, or have proof against that person doing something.
1.) Aaron: heh loser, Cough it up furball!
Dani: Fine! *gives Aaron twenty dollars*
2.) Kart: Kendra saw you kiss Pete Tora.
Kendra: so cough it up furball!
by Snikkartoodles February 26, 2021
mugGet the cough it up furballmug.

cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath
theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.
by Cody5050 December 9, 2020
mugGet the cough shots firedmug.

Coughing

Originally invented by Aaron Cofing when he tried to exhale twice at the same time. Because he didn't want to name it directly after his last name, He decided to add random letters into the mix to make it sound French so that people at his school wouldn't associate it with him at the time. However after 9 years of the fad becoming larger and larger he admitted to being the inventor of Coughing, To which he was laughed out of the room.
Kyle: Man I just won't stop Coughing.
Bryce: Have you tried Cough Syrup?
Kyle: No I haven't.
Bryce: Are you going to?
Kyle: No.
by aaroncoughing May 23, 2022
mugGet the Coughingmug.

volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.
I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.
by NattyGlass March 22, 2011
mugGet the volcano coughmug.

cough break

It's a cliche that defense lawyers signal their testifying clients they are giving a bad answer by coughing.

When a client starts giving bad but usually truthful answers, their lawyer may start coughing harder and harder to create a cough break.

It's so common that judges will warn defense lawyers about a cough break.
Donald Trump's chief of staff Mick Mulvaney used a cough break to signal Trump "hey, shut up about possibly releasing your tax returns."
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
mugGet the cough breakmug.

Cough On My Clit

To be used in replacement of common profanities, such as “Damn”, “Dammit”, “Fuck”, “Shit”, etc.
“Cough on my clit I forgot to buy ketchup for the family cookout
“Cough on my clit Judy we needed those budget sheets done yesterday!”
by DaddyWaldo November 8, 2025
mugGet the Cough On My Clitmug.

cough couch

when you are asked if your going somewhere
are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”
by poopei October 6, 2020
mugGet the cough couchmug.

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