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Cesar

Cesar is my pendejo best friend.
Look its pendejo Cesar!
by Weirdss November 14, 2022
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Cesar

Cesar is a name given to males who smell like horse shit, they are fucking ugly disgusting holy shit, fugly. Whenever someone sees a Cesar they get scared of what type of ugly beast they encountered with. Fuck Cesars
Person 1: Hey last weekend i was at the mall and i saw a Cesar, I immediately ran and called emergency services.

Person 2: No fucking way you saw a Cesar, we are going to have to pray now.
by HeyHey2343 November 17, 2022
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Cesar

Cesar, also known as satan.

In the publics eyes he is loved but behind closed doors he shows his horns.

Cesar's are often abusive to people who can't fight for themselves, who can't run or hide. They mentally and physically attack the underdog until they break and become submissive. They are narcissist who never admit that they did wrong. Often using themselves in the third person, forces compassion on abused family. They are materialistic, and hide that they are a real pos they make their family pretend that nothing ever happened and that they are a happy loving family in front of other people. Cesar... the Satan of earth.
Public "Cesar you are such an amazing father"
Family "Cesar stop hitting me"
Cesar "I am Cesar be submissive I own you"
by Rainbow666 November 26, 2022
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Cesar

A person who doesn’t interact with the opposite sex and is antisocial. Highlights of his day but not limited includes looking at off-road tires online not talking to girls and avoiding them at all cost and eating at sushi buffet alone.
“Wow! Look at that girl over there why don’t you go try and talk to her, you better not be a CESAR.”
by Dr. Leafar March 24, 2023
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coservation

I always coservation my sister.
by Wynnisright April 13, 2023
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Cesar moment

When somebody does something really stupid that makes you think they’re underdeveloped, retarded or trolling
a Cesar moment

Person 1: you’re a dumbass
Person 1: your*
by kuinndylxer May 16, 2023
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Cesar

The most amazing baby am in the entire world. He is so sweet and caring and will treat you like a princess. He is so handsome and he am a gentleman. He wants to hold your purse for you and your jacket. He is always warm and cuddly. Physical touch is one of his strongest love languages because he loves hugs and kisses and to hold hands. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that you can just stare into and he has the cutest smile. He has a resting b face at times but that’s usually when he’s tired. He loves to go places to eat and explore new places. His favorite food at Egg Harbor is the Lobster Scrambler. Cesar is the best boyfriend ever. I can’t wait to marry him someday and be able to spend more time together.
Girl: I met a guy named Cesar but he just isn’t a good person

Me: That’s because there’s only one Cesar that fully describes this description.
by Babyam July 16, 2023
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