conberse

the slang for retards who lose the "v" key on their keyboard and are too stupid to get a replacment.

jim: hey let's conberse with john.

mary:wtf is wit ur v key?

jim: i lost the v key.

mary:...u dumbfuck

by xxx666xxx August 26, 2008

Colbertwich

Whipped cream between two (2) Pringles like a sandwich;
as seen on The Colbert Report on March 30, 2010.

Guy 1) I've got all this whipped cream and Pringles.

Guy 2) Make a Colbertwich!

by Drevyek March 31, 2010

Colbert Control

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.

Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.

by misszombie June 1, 2011

CornerLogic

The random incoherent half baked ramblings of a resident Corner friend see Corner friend

Matt: Hey look a segway!
Tom: It's like a tricycle, similar to the time I burnt down that shed whilst naked...
Matt: uhh... that's real CornerLogic right there...

by T@richards October 20, 2011

Corper

Someone who amazes you. UK slang.

"That Jared's a corper!"

by ooeyb January 10, 2014

corderis

CorDeris is an individual who doesn't dwell on how people perceive him but if someone respects him. With a modelesque physique, a Hollywood smile and appealing facial features he is deemed aesthetically pleasing . CorDeris comes with unpredictabilities. You never know what you would get. Make no mistake he is very keen on loyalty and intellect. Underneath the labels of being crazy, pugnacious and irate ; he is a very caring person to those who accompany him. CorDeris has never lacked hustle or ambition!

CorDeris is cool asf!

Yeah, he isn't smart too!

by Corderissiredroc January 3, 2017

cornergami

A more or less elaborate folding technique meant to hold multiple sheets of paper together in the absence of a staple or paper clip. Temporarily impressive, but in the end, often a disaster.

Look at this cornergami! The student spent longer folding than they did writing the paper!

by twzjr October 9, 2019