A person does not wipe their ass for at least one week, leaving a thin layer of shit crust. After a week, this person scrapes off the crust and allows their friends to snort the scrapings. These scrapings get the user extremely high.
1.) "Hey man have you been smoking crack?!" "No man! I do doo-doo crack!"
2.) Doo doo mammas do doo-doo crack.
2.) Doo doo mammas do doo-doo crack.
by Rymale February 27, 2011
Get the Doo-Doo Crack mug.The crack spider,specifically of the wood spider species,is a spider given a verity of Psychoactive drugs ranging from LCD,crack cocaine,Heroine ,Marijuana,and caffeine. The spider will, usually, act in odd ways that do not fit with its everyday life style. For example the crack cocaine type spiders are usually known for Jumping you in dark ally ways,Murdering other spiders families and Setting off World war III by launching a long rang Nuclear Ballistic Missile strait into Moscow,the Capital of Russia.
"The crack cocaine spider waited for the caffeine spider to become exhausted, and then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass." -Crack Spider Documentary
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When wiping your butt, a piece of the toilet paper falls off and it’s rolled up like a tiny joint. You can usually find one of these near a restroom toilet.
You know it’s time to clean the restroom floor when there are several crack joints around the toilet floor.
by Rick Clean Crack December 17, 2017
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Named after Kenny Crack, who apparently played at a low-level of county cricket in the Greater London area.
Can be used as a one-word statement
Named after Kenny Crack, who apparently played at a low-level of county cricket in the Greater London area.
Can be used as a one-word statement
Pembo: "Hey boys whats the Kenny Crack?"
Scrimmy: "I'm off to grab a kebab, you?"
Pembo: "Kenny?"
All: "Not sure, prob heading to the chippy"
Scrimmy: "I'm off to grab a kebab, you?"
Pembo: "Kenny?"
All: "Not sure, prob heading to the chippy"
by Juggy August 8, 2006
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DOOD2: Man that is Gross
DOOD3: What happened?
DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|
DOOD2: Man that is Gross
DOOD3: What happened?
DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|
by MRUnpossible June 7, 2009
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1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
by ELGenerali February 17, 2010
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Derived from 'abdomen crack'
(1) The appearance of a vertical line - a crack - in the middle of the stomach.
(2) An untenable and unhealthy beauty ideal for young, skinny women.
Derived from 'abdomen crack'
(1) The appearance of a vertical line - a crack - in the middle of the stomach.
(2) An untenable and unhealthy beauty ideal for young, skinny women.
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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