Club Conan

Bachelor Pad of men bringing GENTLEMEN back while taking douche bags down one day at a time

Club Conan: Let's go back to Club Conan, land of where chivalry is undead

by Lady Ghirardelli February 7, 2009

Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)

John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.

by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009

Moorestown Theater Company

A theater company in the town of moorestown. Met friends lowkey thriving. 3 stars

What’s the best theater company in the world?

Moorestown Theater Company!

by mtclover2003 July 2, 2022

farty Motor Company

The best car company in the world. They make all sorts of vehicles, such as the farty, the Batak, the dumper, the burpy and the Washburn. Mako was the CEO before the employees threw him out in a company mutiny operation devised by toilets.

egg dude: "what company do you work for?"
toilets: "I work for farty Motor Company"

by UndeadHamasaki September 12, 2022

Kingsville Volunteer Fire Company

The Best Volunteer Fire Company that has ever existed. With the best firefighters. Kingsville Volunteers really know how to have a good party and can bring in the ladies

OMG! That guys from Kingsville Volunteer Fire Company is really cute and showed me a real good time.

by .Mr. Anon. August 12, 2009

Conan Gray

the dumbest person in the world with the biggest head but we love him anyways.

person A : wow, they're so annoying
person B : not as annoying as conan gray tho

by mustarddippedstrawberry December 29, 2019

companion cube

The eminent center would like to remind you that the companion cube will not threaten to stab you and cannot speak. If you do hear the companion cube speak, ignore what it says as it would sooner destroy itself than be a burden to you.

I fucker the companion cube in the ass

by The Hater of haters December 4, 2014