Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.

*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."

by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 03, 2018

cognac conservative

A financially comfortable person who supports conservative ideology, and addresses current events with an elitist, conservative perspective.

You know Todd: the cognac conservative with the trucking company? Yeah, he's said his freedoms are being stolen again, because he has to pay federal road taxes.

by Spartacus9 September 09, 2020

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal November 01, 2023

Conservative

Someone who wants to keep values from 2000 years ago.

Person:Let’s legalize homosexual marriage.
Conservative:NOO THE BIBLE SAYS NO GAY!!!

by Balls Obama May 04, 2023

Conservative

When your name is Sonny, and you’re a little bitch

Hi I’m Sonny and I’m too big of a Conservative bitch to cross any lines wahhhhhh

by Metis204 April 09, 2020

Conservative

A closeted leftist that just 10 years slow to adopt the views of most of the Democratic party.

"Only in 2021, could you call Donald Trump a 'social conservative.' "

by B-man879 April 19, 2021

CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.

He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting the politician is a CONservative who ONLY represents his own interests and the sketchy, ultra wealthy, shadowy, right wingers and Republicans who own him!

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 28, 2023