Conservative

An individual who is on the right side of the political spectrum, also known as Republicans. Contrary to popular belief, (among libtards) the majority of Conservatives are NOT fascists, A.K.A Nazis. Conservatives are also quite the polar opposite of liberals. For example, Conservatives are Pro-Gun, while Liberals are not. Conservatives are Pro-Life, while (Some/most) Liberals are not. Below is an example of a conversation between a Liberal/Communist (However you want to view it) and a conservative/fascist (Again, however you want to view it).

Conservative: What is a fetus?

Liberal: An unborn human being?

Conservative: Correct, now since they are human, do you think should have human rights?

Liberal: Yes!

Conservative: So, if a doctor kills the unborn human, should it be crime and the doctor or parent be charged with murder?

(Scenario 1) Liberal: Hmmmmmm... I guess so.

(Scenario 2) Libtard: No, because I think abortion is good and a human right!

by I_like_hotdogs:) November 1, 2025

Conservative tears

Cum or semen from a conservative

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"

by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022

Conservative

A Salty preservative, can taste rather leathery and Bitter

the Conservative tastes off must of been a Negitive Batch that missed the update

by The_DArkhelmet April 19, 2021

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023

Conservative Boycott

A boycott by buying the product with the intention to destroy said product because the company that produces the product supports issues and policies that conservatives despise.

Did you see that Fred is upset with Frigidaire because they support abortion rights? He is so pissed that he bought a Frigidaire air conditioner just to drop it from the 3rd floor window. The typical conservative boycott. Wouldn’t surprise me that Fred bought the warranty as well.

by Joseph Heston April 13, 2023

cognac conservative

A financially comfortable person who supports conservative ideology, and addresses current events with an elitist, conservative perspective.

You know Todd: the cognac conservative with the trucking company? Yeah, he's said his freedoms are being stolen again, because he has to pay federal road taxes.

by Spartacus9 September 9, 2020

whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.

Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.

by George Chesterton October 3, 2011