commodium

when a bad situation turns to shit.

After being hit by the bicyclist, Dan found himself in a real commodium when he tripped into oncoming traffic only to be pancaked by and eighteen wheeler.

by bb2255 October 16, 2010

communisticals

testicles belonging to citizens of the former U.S.S.R.

Vladimir sure has some large communisticals!

by Slimey_Ginger November 5, 2012

commonsensist

One who uses common sense when advising others.

John Rosemond is a commonsensist as a writer of parenting books.

by fqq March 31, 2012

communist matress

A woman shared by everyone sexually.

Example: Veronica is sleeping around with everyone, she is such a communist matress!

by Chinese tits May 31, 2014

communist bear

Alternate and more preferable name for the panda bear. They are also known as commie bears.

Those damn communist bears got into the yard again. Time to break out the rifle.

by lumbermancer May 12, 2016

Communist Capitalist

To be rich and to love sharing

damn to bad there aren't any more communist capitalists

by Avorado May 31, 2018

Communisting

Acting like a communist, or executing....cruel and unusual punishment.

Person 1: My mother was totally communisting me
Person 2: That sucks, I guess?

by vampir3b0y January 30, 2019