e-claimer

a person on a website, like youtube etc who claims that they have something brilliant.

E-claimer says:
my kx250 would own your little dirt bike in 2nd gear!

by Aaron 101 January 11, 2009

Dirty Clementine

When your currently fucking your mom and then a bitch (your wife) walks in with a 12 gauge fucking shotgun and shoots your dick off then proceeds to grab your cut-off dick and use it as a dildo.

"Damn did you hear about Levi's Dirty Clementine last night? Must suck to live without a dick... "

by Daddymama September 18, 2021

g2g make some client calls

a common excuse used by faggots on the internet who are getting their shit pwnd

I'd love to hang around & talk about how shitty my boarding is, but I've g2g make some client calls

by skallywagz December 9, 2009

clementine

A Clementine is the result of a cheeto dick and an ass tulip.

That clementine I gave your mom last night looked like the real thing until it started bleeding.

OR

Hey Slick, I licked the clementine I gave your little sister. It wasn't as sweet and juicy as I expected, but I had to get the taste of her meatloaf out of my mouth somehow.

by Josh Wright January 12, 2005

Clementine

When, Late at night, the male in the relationship approaches his spouse not to be seen by her in any way, and while she watches her favorite late night sit-com on the love seat in her newly furnished living room, the male appears... very slowly from behind the couch, and when fully covering her body with his monsterous shadow, he pours a bag of sugar on her forehead and runs away faster than the man on the side of my gatorade bottle.

My Wife was startled by the massive Clementine i unleashed on her face when she was watching HOuse.

by FLincher?!?!?! May 20, 2006

clemen

Clevage that has been covered in semen

After being titty fucked she was covered in clemen

by buenjamon December 15, 2008

Clementine Suicide

1.model on Suicidegirls.com.
2.scene queen.
3.one of the best dressed people on the internet, always wearing designer labels.

clementine suicide should be my baby's momma.

by scenescuzzy August 5, 2008