Clausetophobic

A person that has a fear with Santa clause

Clausetophobic is a person who is scared of Santa clause

"Ho ho ho" -Patrick
Stop it Patrick your scaring him" -spongebob

by Theunknownone December 30, 2014

Clausterphobic

Being afraid of Santa Claus (per Jason Mendoza on "The Good Place")

"Clausterphobic; who would be afraid of Santa Claus? Oh, The Jewish."

by florenson October 6, 2018

ghetto claustrophobia

Same symptoms of claustrophobia only more aggressive.

Ex. (walks in a elevator with more than 5 people)
claustrophobic person: ”Too, many people I feel like a panic attack coming, I must calm down”.
Ghetto claustrophobic person: ” Dam Wtf!? Yall wanna,step back some!? Shieeet tryna get all close n shit tha fuck u think this.is!?Yall can back the fuck up!!!!
(guy in elevator) somebody has aggressive ghetto claustrophobia sheesh.

by silent bob5788 August 30, 2013

Santa Claus

A white bearded hippie who wears a red suit, boots, a red night cap, carries a bottomless burlap sack & is homies with rudolph & 8 other reindeer, yukon cornelius, a prospector who rescued rudolph & hermy from the abominable snowman named bumble, tamed bumble & had bumble put the star on tree then eventually, he discovered & opened up a peppermint mine. hermy, an elf who obviously wanted to have a career as a dentist so he also had permission from his boss to become one, gave the misfit toys to good homes, flies all over the world yearly & delivers good people what they deserve unless they get out of line!

Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!

by RealG92 April 9, 2017

Santa Claus

A pedophile who looks for children. He comes (cum) when it snows. He gives children dick shape candies. He has four ho(es) including Mrs.Claus. He sees everything a child does.

Santa Claus is a pedophile

by N3erd lover November 29, 2018

Santa Claus

A criminal mind who breaks into your house every Christmas eve eats your cookies drinks your milk and leaves mysteriously wrapped boxes under a tree in your house and shoves your socks full of random stuff

Im gonna sue Santa Claus for breaking a entry.

by Cthulhuyyy December 12, 2018

Nigga clause

Black Santa lmao🎅🏿

bro look at this goofy nigga clause emoji bahaha

by Jo-Nathan27 May 24, 2019