Guy Cisternino

Guy is the best person on the podcast he is better than fouad

You should also do it to the side not in front of him

Guy Cisternino Is your dad still high ?

by Fouad valieair November 24, 2021

Adoption Center

A resturant.

Wanna go and eat some babies at the Adoption Center

by white boy conner May 24, 2022

Tower of Self-Centeredness

When someone is being extremely egoistic, they think/speak/act from their tower of self-centeredness

Sam: If I cannot get it, I don't know how anyone can get it.
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness

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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants

by selfcenteredguy July 28, 2010

Painting the cistern chapel

Taking a particularly liquid and explosive shit, one that coats the sides of the toilet bowl in brown.

Ugh, that vindaloo last night had me painting the cistern chapel this morning.

by nicknoodles November 27, 2012

Sperm Processing Center

A woman who only wants your cum in her, like a personal cum dumpster.

Judy: Cum dump is so degrading because I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Come here, I need to make a delivery to my Sperm Processing Center.

by Ballsy Gambino September 24, 2021

sperm processing center

A woman that is the opposite of a cum dumpster, only wants your cum inside of her.

Judy: Babe, a cum dumpster is so degrading. I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Oooh, come here my little sperm processing center. I have a delivery for you.

by Ballsy Gambino September 24, 2021

Journey to the center of the earth

When a man digs down to his pant's pocket in the hopes of masturbating though the hole

"I caught Jeremy taking a Journey to the center of the earth"

by Mr.Twizzy May 2, 2022