Cincinnati Graffiti

When two asses are connected by a nerd rope then a person has to use their mouth to remove the nerds and then insert them in one of the two asses that resembles the Ohio river then the one who didn’t have nerds in there ass has to catch them in there mouth as they squirt or drop out of the ass and the starting person has to lay down and take a load on their back starting the out line of the art and the person with the nerds in there mouth have to make a famous Picasso and if is not approved by there person blowing the load they get beating with the remaining part of the nerd rope.

The Cincinnati Graffiti is better to be viewed then done.

by lcarpetrondukemarriott June 29, 2022

Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 22, 2019

Cincinnati Steamer

Cincinnati Steamer

noun

An upgraded version of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein the act is performed on a pile of spaghetti—ideally topped with shredded cheddar—to honor Cincinnati’s sacred chili traditions.

“She said she was into Midwestern kinks, so I gave her the full Cincinnati Steamer—Skyline style.”

by r00gz April 3, 2025

Cincinnati Setup

When flying on an airplane with a friend, you tape a Dildo to a water bottle in your friends bag. When a tsa agent searches the bag for the bottle, they will get a little surprise, as well as your friend getting embarrassed.

You-I’m going to Louisiana with David

Friend-You should give him the old “Cincinnati Setup”

by Bigpump February 11, 2018

Cincinnati Snot Slide

n: the act of nose-fucking someone using their snot as lube.

Drew: I heard Lucy has a cold right now.
Andy: Good opportunity for a Cincinnati Snot Slide!

Drew: Hell yeah!

by Pun10123 July 22, 2024

Cincinnati rewind

This is a diabolical prank where you wipe your ass while keeping the toilet paper connected to the roll. Then you carefully rewind the used toilet paper back onto the roll so the next person to use it gets a stinky surprise. Cincinnasty!

If you're wondering why my hand smells so bad, it's because my friend from Ohio got me with the old Cincinnati rewind.

by AliceDumblewhore July 1, 2023

cincinnati nut roll

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.

She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also

by Cincinnati Bob June 4, 2022