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Uptown Cincinnati

Newly popular geographic region of Cincinnati that includes many of the hoods north of city limits.

Includes but is not limited to: North College Hill, Mount Healthy, Springfield Township, Finneytown, Seven Hills, Forest Park, Springdale, Lockland, Sharonville, Woodlawn, Lincoln Heights, and several others.
Cincinnati is mostly divided into a east side and west side, but Uptown Cincinnati is a completely separate part of the city.

It's affordable, diverse, and has its own style and swagger.
by Uptown Legend July 21, 2021
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Cincinnati Slapjob

When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.
Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.
by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025
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Cincinnati Snusarino

When you are making sweet succulent love to a woman you throw a snus pouch in your lip. After after a minute, you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
I brought my girlfriend home last night and she didn’t appreciate the Cincinnati Snusarino I gave her
by Bobby53 January 2, 2024
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Cincinnati Ski Trip

It is when someone in the backseat of a Honda Civic riding around town giving hand-jobs to one guy on each side at the same time
She offered us a Cincinnati ski trip on our drive down to North Carolina, all through the smokies
by BuchyN June 5, 2016
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Cincinnati Hot Dog

When you fuck your über driver in front of your dog
I gave her the ollllll Cincinnati hot dog and woody was shaking
by Hoarnt Up Sneakers June 12, 2017
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Cincinnati Cinsest

Where one violently attacks their mother and Grandma and proceeds to tie one up and make them watch as they fuck the grandma or the Mother then after they are done they proceed to cut off the tits of both and titty fuck them while they are off the family members body.
Hey Logan my grandma and mom are drunk you wanna Cincinnati Cinsest them?
by DR.Sussy December 12, 2024
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Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021
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