jesus heratio christ

the H in Jesus H. Christ means Heratio pronounced: Her-aye-she-oh

Jesus Heratio Christ stop breaking into my fucking house!

by Brenten June 28, 2008

chrustacean

Crusty young man who belongs in the ocean

Christian is a chrustacean

by Tan_starr August 29, 2003

Christake

When you make a mistake that is so stupid that it could have been made by Chris. that guy who works in your office who never shuts up!

I accidentally left my water sprinklers on overnight during the freeze and froze up the entire street! What a huge christake!

by Quinton_Woolsey February 4, 2009

Christ on a diamond heist

An exclamation used to convey one's feeling of surprise by comparing that shock to the astoundment one would experience if they were to hear that Christ went on a diamond heist.

"Christ on a diamond heist, where did that come from?"

by Douche McBaggins May 10, 2015

christ cookie

Holy eucharist

Need to go to church Sunday and grab myself a Christ cookie.

by Eeeeeeeeeeup! March 19, 2017

Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.

Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!

by Zachk114 August 11, 2018

Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018