team choad

A group of loser guys with nothing better to do than create stupid assanine stuff on xanga.

Team Choad sucks the big one!

by Team Chader April 6, 2005

choad

1. A penis that is really short and wide, shaped like a tree stump.

2. Someone who is acting really dumb and like a faggot.

1. My friend George Politsopoulos pulled down his pants at the party to show everyone his choad.

2. While at the bar, Jared Deutsch was acting like choad tryin to tea bag someone.

by Jared Deutsch February 20, 2005

choad

A choad is a dick, which is wider than it is long.

Peter has a sweet little choad!

by l.obermayer May 2, 2003

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

choad

used as a greeting for a person who height to weight ratio is larger than average

hey whats up choad, ha choad

by Anonymous November 25, 2002

choad

In fact when your rod is wider than its length.

Nerd: Wow that was really sour!!!!
You: It looks like you've been sucking choads all day!

by cyrusam November 3, 2006

choaderette

Choaderette refers to a man or woman that enjoys oral sex with a woman who has a choad.

You are a choaderette.

by pixil September 23, 2004