Chidi-time

Chidi-time runs at least 3 hours either side of GMT. It is neither past nor present but, both at the same time.

Your mum is on Chidi-time, she will be here at some point in the past, present or future.

by WGStwat July 2, 2024

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chiiii

Just proper proper chill init

Chiiii man it’s kl

by scruds July 3, 2024

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A person or creature that embodies the "Orange Cat" paradox: 100% maximum chaos and 0% survival instincts, immediately followed by 100% extreme cuddliness.

Chiido is derived from Chi 氣 (Energy) and Dou 都 (Both) while being phonetically inspired by the Cheeto (A popular cheese snack). It represents the universal symbol for orange crunchy mayhem that leaves a mess but is impossible to stay mad at.

“I tried to work, but my boyfriend is being such a chiido today. He just parkoured off the sofa and landed directly on my chest for a nap.”

by Divaded February 28, 2026

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chii on me

When someone aggressively forgets how to act like a normal human being, so you politely (but firmly) ask them to take several emotional steps back, lower the chaos levels, and stop being weird toward you immediately.

“you lowkey look chopped rn” “yooo chii on me.”

by yooochiionme March 20, 2026

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Chapinofee

A kind of term invented by people when they enter a lucid, deranged, lethargic state, due to being up so fucking late that you enter a madness comparable to witnessing Cthulhu’s true form. Chapinofee means a mate/chap/bro/entity that you have endured madness with.

“WAZZUP MY CHAPINOFEE!?????”

by ITZ_KEVIN February 8, 2025

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