When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.
After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.
by miss gradenko June 22, 2011
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He had 2 shots of expresso, and double brewed coffee this morning before work. He is on a caffeine rage!
Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.
They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.
Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.
They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.
by shots of expresso April 16, 2013
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A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.
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2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude
2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"
2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"
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