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cell slap

The act of pressing a button on the cell phone to make a loud sound in the other persons ear... normally done when the other person says something that would warrent a slap if it would have been said in person
My ex started talking her shit so I gave her a cell slap and hung up on her
by sirsketchalot August 2, 2012
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cell phone bitch slap

verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.
shut up before i cell phone bitch slap you. Yo... WHERE YOU AT!!
by nicole and carson March 22, 2005
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Celfie

When a person is incarcerated and is able to get a selfie picture. Most likely during a local municipality arrest, but also prison term.
"I got arrested last night and had my phone so I was able to browse the net in the tank" "Did you get a celfie?"
by Daryl the barber April 29, 2014
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cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.
dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"
by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005
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Stem Cell

To grow a vital organ or part of the body that may be missing or needs replacing.
Man, my heavy drinking is causing my kidney to fail. I'll just stem cell a new one.

That guy is missing an arm. He should try and stem cell another.
by tayduran April 1, 2008
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Cellference

The interference you get when your watching TV or a Movie and everyone around you is on their cell phones listening to whatever or talking to whoever!
The cellference in the living room was so bad I couldn't watch or hear my football game.
by rodfive2 September 1, 2011
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cellieslavery

Cellieslavery is the lowest point of the history of computers. Basicly, people have to deal with ultra-locked
down hand sets, the apps set sucks, even the most pathetic
little things such as a crapy quality 'ring tone', or a simple JPG image (called a wall paper) is far more expensive than the better, less expensive or free offerings on PCs.
In the cellslavery world, things we take for granted on PCs like playable demos are almost non existant in the cell phone world, and demos that are available are often
20 years behind the times, mostly being expireware or
a mere slide show.

A Cellieslave is a person who gets charged ridiculous amounts of money for stupid things like MIDI 'ring tomes' and JPG 'wall papers', or a line of text in SMS because he/she don't know better, or thinks it's cool because this crap which wouldn't be acceptable in the computer world
is welcome with open arms in the cell phone market.
"Instead of being tied into the cellieslavery culture, why not become a real computer user instead?"
by smackarooe August 6, 2007
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