Cabbage Patch

This occurs when a female that has a regular shaven vagina, fails to shave the backside of her butt hole, thus creating a small tuft of hair.

Damn dude, that girl last night had a nasty cabbage patch!

by Golden Haan November 14, 2006

Man-cabbage

a) a man whos had a labotomy
b) a real lazy fat bloke with a round hair cut
c) the best funky thrash band in the world

man cabbage rule man!!
yeah it was wierd he had a lobotomy and hes a proper man cabbage now

by Man cabbage July 14, 2003

One-night-stand carnage

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...

Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

Hiroshima Cabbage

Herb that's laced with some crazy shit

That fucker sold us a half o of hiroshima cabbage

by Stevester August 25, 2003

unspecified carnage

What big john left in the coach toilet

Fuck me my eyes are stinging, look at that unspecified carnage that dirty cunt left in the lav.

by Little john January 25, 2014

Toe-eyed cabbage

It means an individual who pours milk before the cereal, basically a horrible person.

Ew! That toe-eyed cabbage really just out the milk before the cereal, what in the disappointment?

by Skyblazemoon May 7, 2021

Cabbage

A hot girl, often referred to as a fine or fresh piece of cabbage. A common phrase is "I'd farm that cabbage", used the same way one would use the phrase "I'd tap that". There is also "rotten cabbage" (an ugly chick), "bushy cabbage" (girl with nice boobs) and several other cabbage and farming-related metaphors.

Bobby: Do you see that nice fresh piece of cabbage over there?

Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that

Bobby: Let's go hit on her

Luke: Sure thing bro

by Kurt Neil December 8, 2011