Captain Sanchez

A Dirty Sanchez with a goatee added.

"When she was done sailing with Cap'n Morgan, Captain Sanchez took the wheel and ventured for dirty territories."

by Har Har September 15, 2003

captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.

I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!

by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005

Captain's Hand

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothar and Sandwich.

See screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

Captain Teemo

A balanced style of playing Teemo, The Swift Scout in League of Legends that uses him as a hybrid(AP/AD) carry. This enables him to deploy highly damaging mushrooms, backdoor towers, and deal significant damage in team fights.

"Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo,

Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo"

-Crown: Captain Teemo

by Big_D_and_the Revolution May 11, 2011

captain feathersword

Captain Feathersword is a friendly pirate who has a feather for a sword, which he uses to tickle everyone--especially the wiggles. His pirate ship is called the "SS Feathersword" and he has a crew of friendly pirates who blow him dwn whenever he says "blow me down". He has magical pirate buttons that make him sing in different ways. He also likes to dance and eat chocolate cake. He is not gay like all the other definitions of him on urban dictionary say and he does not have anything to do with gayness.

Captain Feathersword: "Ahoy there me hearties!"
Friendly pirate crew: "Ahoy there Captain Feathersword"

by princessjess October 20, 2006

Captain Maalox

A superhero who uses his fecal bag as a weapon. He fights crime for the sake of butt-sex. He also has an intimate relationship with his step-dad, Bill.

Bill: Captain Maalox, get in here and let me do you up the butt.

by Derick Fox April 9, 2005

captain midnight

Nocturnal emissions (unprovoked ejaculation while sleepin)

He hadn't had action in so long, captain midnight started to visit.

by joedildo November 14, 2005