Caked

Noun: The condition of one’s the hair/fur being adorned with ejaculate.

Verb: To cover and imbed another’s hair/fur with ejaculate.

-“That’s a sticky looking puppy, what happened?”
-“He’s caked.”

by Cricket Dungeon December 28, 2021

carked

a miss-spelling of cracked

person 1: bro this dude is carked at the game
person 2: do you mean cracked?
person 1: no carked

by Cromia March 21, 2022

Caked out

When someone you know used to be slim but now they have put on loads of weight and are now caked out.

Jeez did you see Hayleigh, since she had the baby she has caked out

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

Cacked

To get completely destroyed. Similar devastation to getting sandwiched by rocket sleds on rails.

Cacking someone feels like a triple collateral on purpose.

Marco fucking cacked Polo.

GET CACKED!!!

by hdxNihilist February 11, 2022

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022

Caked!

The action of getting cake all over your face is called being ‘Caked’. A exclamation mark (!) is added if it’s from another person or if it is a prank.

Me : “you got Caked!”
Friend : “aww man, now I have cake all over my face…”

by CakedPie June 4, 2022

Canned cow

this word can be used to associate someone who is an idiot or very stupid harmless word only used for joking and banter

stop being a canned cow

by jsjsjahah June 5, 2022