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made fun of by everyone else in the world until they actually come here, then they start flashing the westside symbol and crip walkin and wearing khakis. but all you fake ass motherfuckers cant be us! we got the gangstas, movie stars, terminator(as our governer)hell yeah!, and we got all the illegal mexicans down in the south.
west side till i die, California Love!

the only place to be.
by xTPLx December 10, 2004
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California

1. Bad decision making, to the point of financial collapse
2. To declare bankruptcy
3. A complete misuse of resources, even while having more resources than others
Jerry, despite making $1 million a year, was so California, that he had to sell himself on the streets to make ends meet.
by Just the facts ma'am April 29, 2013
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Dirty Cali

The act of sneezing into the vagina of a person therefor causing them to queef in your face
"Dude, her pubes tickled my nose which made me Dirty Cali her"
by MitalWulf97 March 30, 2020
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hotel california

Song created by the eagles about their drug rehabiltation
by tommy April 19, 2005
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California

A beautiful and diverse state who's literal meaning refers to a Paradise. It is harshly judged by people who either never lived here & base all their ideas about it from MTV reality shows,

OR

Have only visited the more priviledged areas of Southern California ie Orange County, Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, L.A, etc. If you choose to limit your visit to the rich area of ANY region, you're going to get snobs & fakes. COMMON SENSE people.

~Newsflash: L.A and San Francisco do NOT represent the whole state and are not the only worthwhile places here.

~We don't all drive Ferraris and freeload off our rich parents. We have POOR people too. You know Hollister? That is just some poor shitty town nowhere near a beach....all you out of staters wearing that stuff thinking it makes you a surfer and cool? It doesnt. It's just a brand that capitalizes off your ignorance.

California is NOT a gigantic beach. We dont all live near the beach . We don't all surf...hell I can't even swim.

All that said, we ARE a beautiful diverse state. And I'd rather be broke here than wealthy anywhere else.
Out-of-Stater: Californians are so fake and snobby and full of fruits
Californian: Well have you been to any part of California besides L.A or San Francisco?
Out-of-Stater: No
Californian: *punch*
by TrinityOfYonderParadise July 7, 2010
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california

Best Fucking sate Ever... too bad i was forced to maine!!!!
California Rocks!, Maine SUCKS!
by Someone March 18, 2004
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California Car Pool

- travelling in a group but each having your own car, rolling in a entourage
Watch the greatest movie ever, Swingers (with Vince Vaughn), for a beautiful example of a good ol' fashioned California Car Pool. The 5 of them roll to parites in a big line of cars. Watch this movie it bomb
by K.e. v . i.n January 21, 2008
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